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Buyer beware, adopt if you dare! Fugglers are mischievous, misunderstood, funny-ugly monsters full of teeth and nightmares. And these ones? Well, these are the worst. They're so bad, we can only sell them here on ! Why would you want one, you ask? We don’t know your life. Maybe your life is too perfect, and you want to ruin that for some reason. Whatever your poison, we can make it happen. Our adoption process is simple! 1. Look deep into the vacant eyes of all the Fugglers up for adoption. Narrow it down to the one that repulses you the least. Or the most. 2. Take a hot sec to consider why you’re actively sabotaging your own happiness.